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David Duchovny:
David Duchovny
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Information:
Name: David Duchovny
Born: 1960-08-07
Height: 1.84
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Filmography:
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (2001), Ellen (2004), The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005), Twin Peaks (1991), The Howard Stern Radio Show (2000)
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Why did the Aggie take a golf
club and a
baseball glove storm chasing with him?
-To golf the golf ball
size hail and catch the baseball size hail
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Q: What is the difference
between a violist
and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
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Why are football grounds odd?
Because you can
sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
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Customer: Waiter, I
can't eat this
meal.
Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me.
Customer: I don't have
a fork.
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It has been said that the United States has
the best
congressmen money can buy.
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What do
stupid kids do at Halloween
?
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
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One time Father Christmas lost his
underpants.
That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
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Q: What you get when four men go fishing and
one
comes back not catching anything.
A: Three Men And A Baby
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Camper: There's
something wrong with my hot
dog.
Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.
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Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Cantaloupe !
Cantaloupe who ?
Cantaloupe with you tonight !
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