About LaidlyConyLQ
Sarita Choudhury:
Sarita Choudhury
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Information:
Name: Sarita Choudhury
Born: 1966-08-18
Height: 0
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Filmography:
Woman in Burka (2008), For Real (2006), Just a Kiss (2002), Wild West (1992), Homicide (1999)
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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
CorradoCulbartTy
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got
pregnant for the second time?
A: She asked her husband if they
needed to get married again.
AbbotAtaiahfA
Republican parents have
no problem
buying toy guns for their kids.
Democrats refuse to do so. That is why
their kids pretend to shoot each
other with dolls.
GlendaleHaglyjB
Q: Did
you hear about the new blonde
hoodlum?
A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link
fences.
ErwinOthomannps
Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly
and
poor woman?
A: Desperate!
BackstereJarradpP
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than
anyone else and one to
obscure the issues.
BurgFeichinLG
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
WacianBhraghadzQ
Who is the fastest runner in
history.
Adam - because he was the first in the human race.
EnoshChiumbolN
"What did Shawn
like most about his
trip to Paris?" "He said it was lovely to hear the
French pheasants
singing the Mayonnaise."
AodhhanGauBe
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Teenage Pregnancy
Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry
parents and deadbeat boyfriend
sold separately
GriffithBerndyB